flap

After looking at manky things on your computer, you get up and jump about whilst flapping your hands by your side. While your neighbours watch you in a confuzzled way.

Blondie - Omg the guy across the road from me is flapping! Only twatty people like him would flap.

Rawkitup - Omg he is such a sad loner.

Blondie - He has a mullet. Enough said.

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 10, 2005

Flapdoodle

Another word for "Tittyfuck".

I flapdoodled that girl last night!

by Shaboogle13 May 7, 2009

flap

To masturbate with foreskin, similar to fap, but specifically for an uncircumsized penis.

I'm not circumsized, so I flap instead of fapping.

by PBAsydney April 26, 2009

flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009