flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 11, 2009

smoothy

n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls

I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.

by pepsimax11 May 11, 2009