Eugenius

A person from near Eugene Oregon who thinks they have a great idea but it turns out to actually be a terrible idea.

Only a EUGENIUS would suggest that to balance the city’s budget we get rid of the Fire Department.

by M Twain July 15, 2025

Eiden

the most awesome coolest person on the planet, hes super sigma and awesome!!! :3

yo dude isnt Eiden just so cool

by Xen_theizutsumi November 9, 2025

Eirenesis

Being free after being in war

This country is in eirenesis

by Nvmkarim December 1, 2025

Eirenpathia

noun

The deep, soulful love for narrow paths that vanish into mist — the longing to walk where the end is unseen, yet drawn purely by mystery.

(Coined by Sudeep Kuttappai, 2025)

As the narrow forest path disappeared into fog, he felt eirenpathia.

by lucid_dreaming_wizard December 28, 2025

Aesthetic eugenics movement

A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.

John is in the aesthetic eugenics movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010

roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

by rara4612 October 21, 2012

Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.

As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.

by pinkamigo November 24, 2014