Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019

Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.

Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"

by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018

eat and beat

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".

Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.

by Moniquemy August 27, 2009

eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

by dannyisajew September 16, 2003

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

heat and eats

Quick food that you throw in the microwave

Today I had some good heat and eats

by Prettyeyeny March 9, 2015

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021