Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ditchski

Anytime you grab a bumper and hang on.

Ooh boy that boys moon boots were smoking after that ditchski.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ditch-Bick

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!

Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!

by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020

Ditchie

The act of leaving friends in a bar early to go home and scrape your ass like a muddy ditch in bed

Did richie leave early ? Yeah good old ditchie strikes again

by Noegip June 6, 2020

ditchable

Someone you can dump over

Do I look like ditchable prom-date to you?
No, Bobby, of course not.

by Bullm September 7, 2020

Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.

Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!

by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021