Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022
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Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming
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Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 04, 2010
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dumped a canoe

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina
by Wiznut August 18, 2017
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Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
by MasterChiefsBalls February 08, 2011
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Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
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