douch nosel

A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants

That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.

by Countryboi77 March 5, 2017

Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.

Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.

by Rock bot June 10, 2017

Dolphin

To mistakenly place your penis in your girl's anus in the act of love making; causing her painful, surprised, and totally ancestral grell (combination growl and high pitched yell) causing her to sound like a dolphin,

I.e.: Gnnnnngaaaahhhh,eeeeeekkkkkkkk, NAghhhhhhhhh, or any combination thereof.

1. Don't dolphin her while doggy style bro . Aim like Robin Hood.
2. Sorry I dolphined you ,babe.

3. Don't dolphin me bae. That shit ain't funny !!!!!!!
4. An intentional and allowed dolphin outcome is truffle butter.

by Bertikus Maximus June 26, 2017

dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.

Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass

by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017

Dolphism

Pretending to support women after you have a history of disrespecting them.

Did you hear about what Dan just said about empowering women?
Yeah, but it sounded all like Dolphism.

by donnyfreedom July 27, 2018

Dolphinitely

Really the only acceptable way to say definitely. They don't mean the same thing however.

Dolphinitely bring Dolphins into the conversation, giving the user more Ethos because Dolphins are smart and cute.

This word is a must for anyone trying to express strong emotion

Dolphinitely: Definitely, but even more so
"Hey Babe... do you love me?"
"OH Dolphintely sweety, NO doubt!"
"Awww thanks honey, you're the best"

by Funny Flynn the Bottle October 7, 2018

Dolphin squeeze

After a man cums he squeezes the last drop of semen out and makes the girl eat it

After I came down her throat, I did a dolphin squeeze and had her eat the last drop of cum.

by ARjunkie November 9, 2018