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dookie

The world-famous hot brown pudding which comes out of the well-known smelly factory known as the digestive system and is manufactured by the anus.

A best selling product, yet never eaten.

Better known as the word shit
The famous word 'dookie'

It sounds like the word 'poopie'

Which comes out from the pooper,

Which is smellier than your sneaker

You go to the toilet

And poop it right in,

And then you flush it away

Into the deep sewers within.
by Light White Dragon November 7, 2011
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dookie

Dookie is a town in Victoria. Australia.

In 1859 the Dookie district was surveyed, taking in much of the Emu Plains pastoral run. Local lore has it that Mrs. Turnbull, wife of the station's proprietor, was so unhappy at the prospect of survey and possible farm subdivision that the surveyor suggested a place name derived from the Singhalese word duka, meaning sorrow. Mrs. Turnbull had lived in Ceylon. Duka was re-spelt Dookie.
Dookie was the name of my town long before the word had any other meaning or an album title.
by Harry May 8, 2004
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Dookie Rooster

an insult both saying someone looks like a rooster and like they rolled around in a pile of shit.
Goddamn you are such a dookie rooster
by Bryan Baca January 5, 2008
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Dookhead

A cross between the words DickHead and Doofus when your girlfriends tongue gets twisted.
that Guy was a major Dookhead!
by JRAW! February 3, 2008
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dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.
Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
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Dookie Face

A term used to describe a person, male or female, with an ugly or aesthetically displeasing face or someone who often makes unsightly facial expressions. Often used in Myspace mirror pictures, in reference to an individual with a nice body but an ugly face, or when discussing those girls sitting on the couch giggling amongst themselves at your male friends' parties. Dookie Face can also be used when hating on someone's online photos, when laughing about your friends' new girlfriend, or when you stumble across a just plain hideous woman.
"Hey, have you met Brad's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, I have. She's a total Dookie Face." -OR-
"Hey, did you see the pictures of her dye job?"

"Yeah, it's a pretty color, but she still has a major case of Dookie Face."
by Senator Mayor February 27, 2010
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resi-dook

The residual poop inside the anus even after wiping and thinking you're clean from defecating. The toilet paper is clean and you feel as your butthole is clean, but you're actually not.

The after effects of resi-dook is when your butthole itches and sweats from trying to clean itself. You need to go and re-wipe to help rid the resi-dook.
I took a huge dump an hour or two ago, and now my butthole itches and is all sweaty from the resi-dook inside. I need to re-wipe!!
by dougied666 November 19, 2012
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