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dad back

Alternate definition for hunching your back. The act of leaning forward creating poor posture, or doing anything dad related that would make the spine curl.
Hey Mike, stand up straight, you got that dad back.
by larylobster September 2, 2019
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Dad Hog

Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.
Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!
by supaflysnooka June 3, 2020
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Dad bod

1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut
1) Mike is totally working on that dad bod after getting his wife pregnant.

2) I miss Chris Pratt's dad bod from before he was on Guardians of the Galaxy.
by AnGrYRameN June 17, 2015
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Dad Of Boy

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.
Did you see Jack's Dad Of Boy playthrough?
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dad nipple

A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.
Is Gov Cuomo's nipple pierced or does he just have a dad nipple?
by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020
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Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.
My dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.
by DadBulge June 22, 2011
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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...
by AQUALIME April 10, 2021
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