Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

crotch rocket

chick magnet that is a motorcycle

yo that crotch rocket gets so many bitches !!!

by r1riderz April 4, 2003

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.

Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.

by John_K July 2, 2006

Chutney crotch

someone with red or orange pubic hair

i heard she's a chutney crotch.

by stoney2007 September 9, 2005

crotch rocket

1) a sport bike.
2) a male erection.

1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007