Creatchling

A tiny creature that dwells in dark corners
Pronunciation: Cree - chi - ling

"One time my cat fell in the sewer, when I came back the next day it wasn't there anymore."
"Maybe the creatchlings got to it."

by Creatchling September 4, 2012

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Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

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Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

by Menolikie December 24, 2013

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Craughing

The act of crying and laughing at the same time. Extremely confusing because other people don't know if they are supposed to laugh with you or comfort you.

I'm craughing.

Don't make me craugh at you!

by Thedeergirl August 5, 2017

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