Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

crank call

a type of prank call where the person is old enough to have better ways of entertaining himself, or is motivated by pathology of some sort.

Crank calls aren't funny, and usually they're intended to be scary-- or antagonize in some way.

This stalker started to crank call me...

by Little Di May 17, 2014

ichabod crane

During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.

Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!

by Washingtonirving666 August 5, 2008

crank dat

The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.

"I'm have no mind! I'm going to crank dat!"

by offbdway November 16, 2007

crank call

A hostile telephone call (from a crank)

Take a break from making crank calls.

by Phrodu June 22, 2004

crankenstein

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts

crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night

by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008

crank

to turn the volume of your sound system up real loud

"I love to crank up Metallica and watch the furniture fall apart!"

by Paulie June 11, 2006