Crack of Fuck

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

crack town

The expression crack town is usually for the Housing Projects.

"Attention all officers we've got trouble in Crack town!"

"I got this stuff from crack town bro."

by Scott-TEDDYBEAR-Dolan June 11, 2008

Melon Cracking

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night

by The blackbird December 20, 2008

Nut Crack

The fine space in between a man's ball sack.

Dude my ex-girlfriend kicked me so hard in the nut crack when she found out I was cheating.

by Nut Crack March 7, 2015

crack creeper

the smallest of all farts that you can feel slide up the crack of your butt and pops at the top !

everyone that has had the crack creeper knows exactly what this is

by Mr.Jolly Rogers April 8, 2010

tit crack

Another term for cleavage. It's the crack made by two big tits squeezed together.

'Holy shit check out the tit crack on this chick'

by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005

Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011