Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.

I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.

by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024

Top cover

In general terms used in the corporate world.
When a manager/supervisor/boss stands up to protect verbally an employee from interference from other managers from other departments.

My manager gave me Top cover today even though I don’t see him often.

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Sour-cream covered iced-tea can

You are a very nice and gentle person

“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”

by awesrdtgyhujilk; March 7, 2024

cover rattle

Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers

Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”

Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”

Someone: “nice bro”

by ezhasbigbalz July 9, 2021