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Camberwell Carrot

A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.
by Desmond Wolfe December 29, 2021
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West Carroll

Definitely a very quirky place to attend, let alone visit, and it really do be falling apart too. Lots and lots of depression and drugs floating around, along with fiends, nobody here has feelings, this place will tear you to the floor til you fold.
Yeah, they go to West Carroll so they may be two-faced
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 24, 2023
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plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013
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go suck a carrot

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
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skinned my carrot

When your girl sucks the skin right off of your member.
Yo, bro, my girl skinned my carrot last night!
by Carrot boi May 19, 2018
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Bobbing for carrots

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!
by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019
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