Cabotinage

An item usually shoved up womens vagina's.

I was too drunk to fuck my wife so I shoved a cabotinage up her pussy.

by VB21 January 13, 2009

cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

by Nick February 4, 2004

CABF

Acronym, stands for: Campaign Against Bodily Forests.

It is just that... if you have Bodily Forests on you (arms, chest, back, legs.. or *other areas*) then have a shave!

Look at him: he's definitely CABF-approved!

Join CABF now... and fight the campaign :)

by Ashley Sykes March 7, 2008

cabobulate

1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth

2.) To plan a chinese fire drill

3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong

I'm going to cabobulate.

by incipitsathanas July 6, 2009

cabeza

head, blowjob, face, dome.... (in spanish literally means head) pronounced cuh-bay-sa

yo dude that hott latin chick in my Spanish 2 class gave me some cabeza!!!!!! dude... me gusta mucho...

by asian stoner dude... yeah asians smoke weed too October 10, 2005

Cox Cable

Privately owned Cable company and subsidiary of Cox Enterprises, which currently operates in Metro areas and serves 6.2 Million customers in 17 states which are

Arizona
Arkansas
California
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Nebraska
Nevada
Ohio
Oklahoma
Virginia

They are also the sole Cable provider in Rhode Island.

Besides Rhode Island they do not have a big footprint and are 3rd largest preceded by Comcast and Time Warner.

Like all service monopolies, customer service is not a top priority. They are known to piss many people off and chase them out to Satellite TV since each cable company has a monopoly in the areas they serve.

Cox also offers Internet and Phone, and will give you the triple play offer which is Cable, Internet, and phone for $100. Otherwise though, their services are expensive. It is not unheard of to pay for $100 on digital cable alone with Cox after taxes and rental fees. The company goes as far as charging a rental fee for the REMOTE.

As far as Cox internet goes, for the most part, it is competitive with DSL. Most of their packages are $3 to $5 more or less than DSL's equivalent. Service is not the best and you will always find yourself stressing when calling the customer service line, for all of Cox services.

Cox cable sucks balls. I payed $50 for basic cable before switching to Satellite. Their Internet is decent I guess. You can't really complain if you have Verizon as the other option for Internet. Still sucks though. Their phone service after the smoke and mirrors isn't that pleasant. It's almost like Verizon which charges you for other phone features, most which come standard on cell phones. Even the prepaid ones.

by 14th Street DC June 28, 2010

Cabell

the fucking coolest person ever to walk this earth. he goes to meetings and sees the worlds most interesting man, the geico gheco, and jesus, you can't fit enough awesome into any other human being his awesome capacity is record setting.

that dude is such a cabell i am jealous

by Lauren G kkkkkkk September 27, 2010