Hackney Cheese Burger 

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

Hackney Cheese Burger by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Burglecunt 

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).

Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

Burglecunt by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010

Burger Flop 

The act of slapping someones (male or female) breast in an upward motion, followed quickly by a downward slap of the same breast whilst saying "burger flop" timed in succession with the slaps. This is to be done as quick as possible in order to avoid being blocked.

Variations include the "Rainbow", where you upward slap one breast, downward slap the other, then repeat with your opposite hand on their opposite breasts; the "McDouble Flop", which is two burger flops at the same time; the "Patty Cake", which is like a McDouble, except you do one side in reverse and finish with an open hand shove to the chest; and the "Animal", which is just wildly slapping the breasts from all directions while screaming like Animal from the Muppets.

Edwin just totally burger flopped me as I was writing this definition.

Burger Flop by KingSixed July 19, 2010

Dutch Burger 

A variation of the traditional american hamburger sold throughout the world, mainly in remote areas. A meat patty containing an assortment of meats, animal products, cheeses, vegetables, and pretty much anything a person couldn't sell or bring themself to throw away enclosed in a bun.

We come all the way to Africa and you order a Dutch Burger?!

Don't throw those chicken knuckles in the garbage...we use those in the Dutch Burger.

Dutch Burger by BoaBoi April 10, 2009

Tom Burgess 

A new trend invented by a middle school in britain, which is
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.

Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)

To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.

Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.

Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.

Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.

Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.

Boy1: Harry just went up to me and squirted water all over me, and shouted 'TOM BURGEESSS'.

Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!

Tom Burgess by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 27, 2009

Kelp Burger 

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

Kelp Burger by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.

I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".

The Burger Kings by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011