Brayden

Brayden is the name of one of the sweetest guys you'll probably ever meet. Naturally brown hair and blue eyes, and the loveliest dimples you'll ever see. They always try their best to be kind to you, unless you treat them poorly. They can be brutally honest at times, but it's nice to have someone who will keep it real with you the way they do. They're always very passionate about what they enjoy and will never hesitate to tell you all about it. They're the sweetest in the world and you would be lucky to be able to call them yours. They treat you with so much respect and will devote themselves to you and make sure you're always happy. They can have slight anger issues at times, but only when they get very upset. If you're around a Brayden, you'll know that they have the best sense of humor and have you cracking up for hours. They're very loving and sometimes tend to fall hard for those they develop feelings for. Overall, Braydens are some of the best people you'll ever meet.

Alice: "Hey, have you talked to Brayden?"

Leila: "Yes! he's so kind, I really liked talking to him."

Alice: "Me too :) I hope I can get closer to him, he's amazing.

by panicaddict25 October 5, 2020

Brayden

Dear Brayden gay, once dated a 12 year old, fucking slut that has small as balls, #circumcisedgone wrong 😜 -from ur bestie amber

Brayden has a very mad, stupid, gay, unhealthy obsession with Conner

by hotgilf April 29, 2022

jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.

person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.

by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009

boydell

a pig-like creature

harriet & sarah (filth)

by greg May 20, 2003

Brayden

A thin as toothpicks no good piece of trash

I once saw this person, he was frail, stupid, and probably worthless so I called him a Brayden

by deep fried and then boiled cat April 22, 2019

Brayden

Your shitty, run of the mill "The North Face" wearing boy, who has a haircut that screams "Teen Beach Movie."

Hey Dude, me and Brayden are going surfing by the beach, dude wanna come. That'd be like totally tubular if you did.

by ChickenWangzzz November 19, 2019

bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015