There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
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Get the Man from Bristol mug.A super cool kid that goes to Butte Valley high school. Was the all American bench warmer for the high schools football team 3 years in a row. And was also featured in Max Preps 2019 pre season high school basketball picks front page. With the likes of Bossoup, Carlitos Fritos, TuPapiGilbert, and BigNigMigs known as the God Squad. Known at Butte Valley as the Sped kid he has been able to make a big name for himself.
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Get the a brodie bruise mug.It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
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