Haylee Bruce

the most annoying fucking human whale who thinks saying the n word when you are paler than a full moon is cool!

That rumor spreading bitch ass Haylee Bruce can suck a gd fucking dick.

by hayleedacowfuckinbruce October 07, 2019

Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 02, 2022

Bruce Lee’s

An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.

Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.

by Swaggers. November 24, 2020

The Bruce Jenna

Whilst doing a man-gina. You snort lines and you transition between different types of drugs, within the line.

Bobby ya weak cunt, Your not man enough to do the Bruce Jenna.

I bet ya can't snort 'ketamine coccaine md oxy's ecstasy xanis speed Vallies and Meth all in one Line!!

I bet I can!
Good cunt!!!

by Johnny Rocka December 01, 2018

4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 14, 2012

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

by That ass July 23, 2022

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020