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boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.
OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"
by RifRaf February 25, 2008
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Boondocking

A Reference to the Movie "Boondock Saints"

Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.
Man, Those Drunk drivers could really deserve a good Boondocking
by Il Duce Boondocker February 25, 2011
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booked

Jon: That was insane a, fuking cool man
Jay: Shiiit yes, was booked
by Dias cn June 18, 2009
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Boone, Iowa

A sweet town, full of people who care about one another and help each other in times of need. Has a great community-based page on Facebook full with collaborative ideas and opinionated individuals. Boone Iowa has many family owned buisnesses and great stores downtown on story street. There is also a festival of sorts called pufferbilly days that is fun for the whole family. Come and visit, you won't regret a second.
Person: Where are you from?
Booninite: Boone, Iowa why?
Person: Wow that explains why you so nice! I hear Boone Iowa is a great place to live.
Booninite: Thank you for the compliment, you should come visit sometime.
Person: I think I will!
by fefexoxo June 26, 2017
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t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout
d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!
by chris gorman April 6, 2005
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Boned

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both
I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!
by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009
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x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.
"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."
by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010
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