“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”
“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”
“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”
by Cervellona February 25, 2026
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" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"
" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."
" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."
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this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.
Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
Get the two spurt bert mug.Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
Get the Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther mug.Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
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