Uncle B.J.

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

by The Hahn's Clock... August 5, 2008

Björn

Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.

OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.

by mirwell June 13, 2013

Bjoint

A joint that is wrapped in blunt wrap.

Bjoint is easier to hide and smaller no need to pass.

Half a blunt = 1 bjoint

A blunt = 2 bjoints

(Friend 1): "yo lets go smoke a blunt"
(Friend 2): "Naw lets hit a bjoint"
(Friend 2): "we can each have one and no need to pass"

by ChiefHia August 16, 2010

BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

BJE

Blow Job Eyes

What fine BJE's you have.

by eivetS January 19, 2009

massive bjs

when all your buds get a blow job simultaneously

My homies and I got massive bjs at that party.

by blumpkin mastair February 13, 2010