beadish

Highly unpleasant

It was totally beadish when I awoke in a pool of my own vomit

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010

bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.

Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.

by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010

BeamHead

BeamHead is a revolutionary band with no genre, that has never recorded any music. However, they excel at drinking whiskey, partying, and keeping their beloved strippers from being raped. Their hit single, which has yet to be written, is "Don't Rape my Strippers." Despite having no music they began their world tour in 2010, making their first stop in Washington, D.C.

BeamHead are the shit!! I went to see them and I woke up in a basketball hoop over someone's garage!

by D3rrang3D November 22, 2010

beamline

a straighter line than a beeline; laser-like beam line

You had a beamline view of me sitting at the table.

by ghost tissues June 4, 2011

Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

by The ai guys April 14, 2013

Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016