B. K. Randy Tandy

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead

Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.

by simonbeard March 18, 2019

B N W N

B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.

First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."

Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."

by nothinc April 16, 2019

b-fast monay bb

Money used to buy breakfast food.

“We goin’ to ihop cus you know we got that b-fast monay bb.

by balloon arch queen June 23, 2019

b simone tone

Named after THE B-SIMONE got the whole world talkin like her

Baabyy giirll ~is what someone using the b simone tone will usually say.

by D~is for Debbie of definations January 10, 2020

b’jenk

Long Island slang term for vagina.

Alternative spelling is bajenk

Her dress is hiking up so much her b’jenk is about to pop out.

by hohanner January 8, 2022

B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. ITS ALL THREE!!

that man is a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

by @jane kirky May 29, 2023

B.T.

Bad timing, also known as demon timing. To describe when you are up to something devious.

Person 1: "Yoo what are we on today?"
Person 2: "B.T. nigga, you already know"

by KDsBurnerAccount October 9, 2023