Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 4, 2022

Amber Powell

A female with a really fine ass, and a tight cooter, typically a mom with 3 kids and a fine looking dog.

Look at how fat that ass is. it must be an Amber Powell!
That cooter was so tight and wet, she was a real Amber Powell

by MattyBigD6969 November 22, 2022

ASC Alberta Subaru Club Canada

"Alberta Subaru Club"

Subaru enthusiast club for the region of Alberta, Canada.

Known as ASC

ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com

by Syph3r August 24, 2007

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

DIRTY AMBER

When your partner is not doing as you expect so you deficate on their bed to show your dominance, creating a Dirty Amber then blame your teacup yorkies when questioned.

I came back home after a break and saw a dirty amber on my pillow

by JusticeforJohnny May 18, 2022

Alberto

A Flying Hamster.

dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.

alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

by man, wtf? February 22, 2009

Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012