The Ifunny affect

The ifunny affect is when you watch a form of media and then immediately find a featured meme of it on ifunny

Guy one: bro I just watched this video and then immediately saw a meme of it on ifunny
Guy two: that's the ifunny affect bro
Guy one: that sounds stupid as fuck

by JustTha November 29, 2020

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most reccommedined way to care horniness, and is 100% effective.
Why like a person when you can just public disposable of affection (PDA) them? No need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a guidance and counselling lesson and we were discussing the topic on sex, so my teacher demonstrated public disposable of affection (PDA) on me in front of the whole class and I happened to get STD's, but is was worth it.

I caught my neighbor practicing pda on his dog

my cousin and I love each other and we know it's incest and we knew society is against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because I was bored.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022

the stormsy affect

The Stormsy effect is the process of year 8s becoming wannabe roadmen due to listening to a tormsy song once. Although it was originally Stormsy, many other rappers and drill artists have this effect, including OFB, Russ Millions, Tion Wayne and (rarely) Central Cee. This is an extremely worrying theory and has brought up questions about the quality and mental capacity of the country's future generations.

that girl has been a victim to the stormsy affect, so sad to see her waste away like that.

by the speaker of truths May 30, 2022

affluent

1. Wealthy.

2. Drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (Meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispronounced when inebriated.) Also associated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.

Give him five shots of whiskey and he's affluent.

by Fearman August 7, 2007