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adultism 

Noun. A disease that causes otherwise fun people to start acting like adults. This means they no longer go out and drink until they black out, stop having casual sex, and stop buying shoes and purses. There is no cure for Adultism.
Sally used to be so much fun, what happened?
She caught Adultism.
OMG, no wonder she's so boring!
adultism by barbigirl May 19, 2010

Adulting 

Doing minor adult things while being backed by a true adult. I.e. parent or gaurdian.
Jake was tired of adulting at his 10-2 job to pay his share of the car insurance.
Adulting by Dadthedick January 22, 2018

adultery 

insemination of any form, inclusive of artificial insemination.
God committed adultery as evidenced by the birth of Jesus. He thus violated his own commandment. Bastard.

adultery by mootpoint August 16, 2006
Lisa's was on here period so it made her ault smell even more like crap
ault by Ryan Michael September 1, 2005

Adulting 

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!
Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!
Adulting by Dear bob August 29, 2020
a BETA male who streams Trash fortnite content and is built like boris.
omg thats the streamer ADUST. hes beta
Adust by ADUSTisBETA December 10, 2019