Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. by TeamAlert April 9, 2020
Get the Read Memug. 'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
'no, im reading the book'
by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010
Get the Reading the bookmug. when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit
Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover
by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025
Get the Reading Coperehension Effectmug. by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020
Get the Read Aloudmug. 
A: What are you doing?
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023
Get the opposite of reading a bookmug.