4 definitions by e.Trapz
An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
brennan read is a dosser
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023