Wilsonism

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.

Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.

by Acappella Productions July 9, 2007

Woodrow Wilson Middle School

A shitty, ghetto, trashy school located in council bluffs iowa. the teachers that work there are also pieces of shit that give F's for no reason. its pretty obvious the teachers think "i want to fucking die" not only from them showing up an hour late, but also them playing on their phones, making tiktoks, and brining their xbox and playing fortnite in which they project it up on the projector, full volume, and dying off spawn, IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TEST THAT COUNTS AS 60% OF MY FINAL GRADE. The staff wonder why we are all failing, but if they stopped playing candycrush, making cringey tiktoks, and playing fortnite, we might, just might, PASS.

The Woodrow Wilson Middle school in Iowa needs to be evaluated. The teachers do dumb shit while we are testing, and they dont give us the information. But its too late now. Class of 2026 (me) goes to high school next year. They need to update their bullying policy, and actaully do shit when studnets are being bullied.

by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022

Wilson

Named for the young man from the streets of DC.

Verb- To ejaculate prematurely.

Jim is such a bitch that he Wilsoned on his woman's stomach.

by dchomeboy April 12, 2009

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Late great USA President during most of the 1980's. Told the Iranian dictator Ayatolah Khomeini he would blast his ass the day he became President if the hostages, which Iran had for about a year (even though Pres. Jimmy Carter told him that wasn't very nice) were not released. The Ayatolah gave 'em up, not being stupid enough to test us like Saddam did.

Ronny's greatest contribution to the world was ending the cold war by bankrupting the USSR in a military arms race. The retards fell for it. Then Ronny showed those stupid Communists how great Democracy and free enterprise is. The stupid commies saw dollar signs and smartened up real quick.

If it wasn't for Ronald Wilson Reagan, we'd still have to worry about some future worldwide nuclear holocaust.

by Dick Bush June 11, 2006

Wilson

A lover of JB's. One of them being Justin Bieber.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh you are such a Wilson."

Person 2: "No I'm not! I don't have Bieber Fever!"

by Wil006 September 15, 2010

Wilson

The act of throwing up on a man's penis during fellatio when he ejaculates.

She did a Wilson

by el268 May 12, 2011

mike wilson

The creator of the film Michael Moore Hates America.

Mike Wilson is a documentary film director.

by Nicolai August 3, 2004