by Patmanutah July 15, 2003

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by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.
An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

Hi,
It's Monroe here, I'm gonna rant about this web rn.
This web contains offensive / derogatory jokes, weird stuff and other things that are problematic.
Okay. First of all. Why is the moderation not that strict? it's just not that strict. it's not really strict at all. it's just like not strict at all. it's like bad.
Second of all. Why do alot of people not click the flag button? it's terrible.
Third of all. Why do alot of people ignore the "never post hate speech or people's personal information", It's located right at your eyes. it doesn't want you to do those. Why do you ignore it?
Fourth of all. Why do people literally make fun of religions, like seriously. it's bad and it's offensive. we have to respect religions and please just not make fun of them or anything. it's just hurtful, like so hurtful. you have to get therapy.
Here's to say stuff.
I am not trying to harass, Make fun of the web, or anything.
Because I just don't really like this website, it just makes me upset, Because of those. I am extremely aware of most of the people on this website, Please dont try to harass me or anything else that's negative.
-Monroe
It's Monroe here, I'm gonna rant about this web rn.
This web contains offensive / derogatory jokes, weird stuff and other things that are problematic.
Okay. First of all. Why is the moderation not that strict? it's just not that strict. it's not really strict at all. it's just like not strict at all. it's like bad.
Second of all. Why do alot of people not click the flag button? it's terrible.
Third of all. Why do alot of people ignore the "never post hate speech or people's personal information", It's located right at your eyes. it doesn't want you to do those. Why do you ignore it?
Fourth of all. Why do people literally make fun of religions, like seriously. it's bad and it's offensive. we have to respect religions and please just not make fun of them or anything. it's just hurtful, like so hurtful. you have to get therapy.
Here's to say stuff.
I am not trying to harass, Make fun of the web, or anything.
Because I just don't really like this website, it just makes me upset, Because of those. I am extremely aware of most of the people on this website, Please dont try to harass me or anything else that's negative.
-Monroe
This is a rant about this website, It's not meant or supposed to spread negativity or anything else. it's supposed and meant to rant most of the people who made dictionaries or words that are offensive, rude and problematic or the whole moderation of this web.
by viktor56 June 23, 2025
