Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

death walker

Another term used to describe the elusive Sieh Monster. The origin is unknown but many believe it to be created by the Beaves of The Saint Johns Wilderness. Legend has it that the Sieh Monster once slaughtered a colony of Beaves in a wild and unmitigated rage for the sheer pleasure of it. The Beaves refer to this event as "Sca rota lasuu ckura" or "Night of the Walking Death". This is the most widely accept theory of the Death Walker origin.

I was worried about bears entering the campsite, but I never expected to stumble upon this porno obsessed Death Walker in the midst of his masturbation time.

by smokeypotter July 7, 2005

walker

a term used to refer to zombies by those living in a zombie infested world.

While Johnny looted the adult bookstore, Two walkers bit his ankle.

by CooCooCoo January 26, 2006

Walkersville

A town in Frederick, Maryland that is inhabited mostly by cows and rednecks. If you like cow tipping, hanging out at Sheetz, and a sucky football team, this is the town for you!

Walkersville kid: Hey lets go back to my house and go cow tipping.
Frederick kid: Fuck Walkersville.
Walkersville kid: Screw you guys, I'm going to Sheetz.

by J3nna January 15, 2007

walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

walkin in high cotton

A person with great success or wealth is said to be 'walking in high cotton'.

The queer wacko didn't have 2 dimes to rub together but ever since he got on reality tv he's been walkin in high cotton.

by Jason McKay April 26, 2006

Walking Head

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.

Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!

by Short-Girl November 19, 2010