Viking Metal

A ficticious genre, typically endorsed by wiccans, limp wristed males, and fat females alike. It is very much similar to unicorns, in that to be able to see unicorns, you must truly believe they exist. And much the same as believing in unicorns, if you believe in viking metal, you're truly a femmewimp.

I think Amon Amarth is viking metal because I am a homosexual.

by Bitchtosser July 14, 2009

vigintillion

Noun. 10^63. Also means "idiot" "moron" or as an adjective, it's synonymous with "gay" or "retarded". Also, it can be used as an interjection, such as "Vigintillion!"

"Vigintillion!"(interjection)
"That's pretty vigintillion, dude."(Adjective)
"You're a vigintillion."(Noun)

by The Legendary Tenor August 31, 2003

Vikings

Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century

Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland

by weslangdon April 21, 2013

Vikingcore

Vikingcore is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal. It is, as you guessed, viking themed metal. This is not to be confused with Black Metal or Pirate Metal. Vikingcore is its own genre. Vikingcore was first coined by QuickRiffs on Youtube.

Amon Amarth is the best Vikingcore band there is.

by QuickRiffs October 31, 2009

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

angry viking

While you are making, gentle, sweet, passionate love to a beautiful woman, and you suddenly switch to her asshole and pound the feces out of that slut.

During our honeymoon, I introduced her to the Angry Viking technique.

by C.A$hMoney May 2, 2016