Utilize

(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.

Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

by Pacc man September 10, 2016

Utan

Insanity. Mass hysteria. The repetition of a word to make funnier than the last time it was said.

"Utan"
"Utan"
"Utan"
"Utan"

by The Unruly Mexican February 21, 2022

to be totally and utterly Franked

a source of natural adreniline powered from every nerve in the body to make you acheive tasks, abilities and exercise powers that were hidden bought forward to the outside world by the powers of Frank Stallone and his song Far From Over

To be totally and utterly Franked .....Wow don't really feel like going to the gym this morning.....wow whats that I hear on my Ipod....."Far from Over" Frank Stallone.....now there is not getting me out of this gym with the you can do it from meek to winner montage in my head.

by kara2479 August 18, 2010

Utica

A city in Central New York.

Summers are marked by hot, humid weather; winters by ice, snow that never melts, and -20 degree (F) weather.

Despite its lack of distinguishing features, Utica has several upsides:

1. The recent host of the Simple Plan, Good Charlotte & Reliant K "Noise to the World" Tour
2. The KRock-athon, an annual summer event inviting many of the hottest rock bands for an all day event
3. The Boilermaker, a summer race that attracts hundreds of people world-wide.

When any of these events are not taking place, though, Utica remains just another dusty city that America forgot.
Most, if not all people, want to leave it.

Dude, let's go to Utica!

...No.

by Seshennu May 26, 2005

Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

utot

Filipino (tagalog) word for fart.....umutot is the word for farting.

Tang' ina.....sino umutot???
(Now who the motherfucker farted????)

by Kidlat Maingay! September 8, 2003

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013