tweet

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

Gay theft

When lying about your sexual orientation in order to claim material items for personal gain, which belonged to a recently deceased friend.

In a city which has common-law marriage; two males or females are living as roommates for several years. One of the roommates

passes away without creating a last will and testament. Instead of the deceased's material possessions going to the next closest family member, the
other roommate claims they were lovers and those items were purchased together thereby lying about his/her sexual orientation in order to claim
those items for himself/herself.

Example use: Did you hear? There was another Gay theft committed totaling over $500,000.

by DocStrange1200 May 3, 2010

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

tweet

to huff shoe polish

Let's go tweet behind the gym after school.

by thugdog millionaire May 5, 2009

Tweet

1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".

1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."

by TheArticulateOne September 19, 2009

tweeter

the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin

fuck i just got shot with a tweeter

by Slm-2-nun May 13, 2005

tweetdropping

to eavesdrop on twitter conversations, without making your own comments.

I saw Stephen and Leslie on Twitter and was tweetdropping on their conversation.

by jubu the fantastic March 16, 2009