Trumpet

A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon

Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.

by HillaryEatsBabies November 6, 2020

trumple

v.
1. to claim something without evidence.
2. to condemn his/her enemy on no evidence.
3. to have perfect confidence in his/her ability in any field.

1. He trumples that he is a winner in every game.
2. He trumpled the newspaper saying lei.
3. Jim: "What is this? Tom." / Tom:"......" / Bill: "It is a book of MORALITY. MORALITY is the differentiation of intentions, decisions and actions between those that are distinguished as proper and those that are improper."
Hubby of C

by Hubby of Cathy November 8, 2020

Trumpet

Trump puppet

Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!

by Shapeless September 26, 2020

Trumppet

Trump puppet - A willful puppet of Donald Trump’s exclusive brand of politics.

When Donnie told Eric that the fake news media said the radical left was happy about the spread of the China virus, everyone knew he was a Trumppet.

by Your Mouth October 1, 2020

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020

Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020