Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Treadwelling

When a man/woman attracts someone who is incredibly interested at first, only to have them lose interest within a few days of talking to them.

Dude 1: "Man, i keep Treadwelling these chicks"

Dude 2: "What do you mean Treadwelling?"

Dude 1: "She was so into me, like, seriously into me, but now she's not talking to me."

Dude 2: "Why? What did you do?"

Dude 1: "I talked to her."

by Treadweller March 23, 2013

Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit

I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013

Treadwell

A term used for stopping animals cold-in-their-tracks from charging. Also means using your energy to let an animal know who is boss.

"Wow, you fucking treadwell'd that bear!"

"If you can't Treadwell a deer, you're a fucking pussy."

"I am always ready to Treadwell any homeless man who may cross paths with me."

by Hannazon July 29, 2014

Treadmil

When you are figuratively "chasing" a female but getting no where in the relationship. As if you were on a treadmill.

"Man I've been hitting her up, buying her stuff, but she still don't want to be in a realtionship "
"Man she got you in the treadmill"

by Mysterymann44 May 29, 2015

Treadmilling

Playing a TV Series as background noise and paying little to no attention to it while running through seasons.

I'm planning on treadmilling though the entire season 4 of The Office on Netflix today.

by _mollybdenum August 28, 2016

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016