A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
by kjun1_3 February 25, 2011
Get the Towelie mug.An extremely competitive high school focused on humanities in Flushing, Queens, and is labeled as one of the "top high schools" in the city. It's got high SAT scores by students, a 100% graduation rate most years, and near perfect passing rates of state tests.
It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.
The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.
It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?
It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.
The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.
It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?
Child: I wanna go to Townsend Harris High School! I'm going to study like fuck!
Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?
Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?
by The Anonymous Person. June 18, 2008
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The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.
Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"
by Pissed off student. October 20, 2012
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Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!
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