Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018

sour tort

a tortilla only filled with sour cream

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”

by Honcho bill January 4, 2019

Flour tortilla

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.

Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.

by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019

ray toro

he's a cool guitarist person who happens to be a perfect balance of badass and sweetheart. he was also the lead guitarist for popular punk rock band my chemical romance, which totally kicked ass.

yeah, you heard of that ray toro guy? yeah, he's totally badass

by raeraemcfrofro July 25, 2019

Kel Tornado

The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.

Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado

by ThePussyDestroyer420 October 10, 2020

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Dirty Torrin

Being a man who is flirting and talking dirty to their best friend. Even if she has a boyfriend. This man doesn't give up on what he believes in.

Dude, that man is a dirty Torrin.

by Naylz05 August 19, 2021