Window tough guy

Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.

Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."

You: "Lol, really what did they say."

Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."

You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."

by Velocirautins October 2, 2010

thought arrhythmias

it's when you're so fucked you can't think straight. racing thoughts.

shit! i have it in my head just a second ago but it's gone now. MJ is giving me thought arrhythmias man!

by sd4t2 September 30, 2010

wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet

"Today in class I had wet thoughts"

by Wet thoughts August 25, 2017

Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".

"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."

by Mallhew December 29, 2007

perish the thought

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.

Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)

by GMWilkie June 13, 2017

Thouch

V. the act of touching the thigh of a sleeping band member or other van dweller who does not want their thigh touched.

"Dude, that is not cool I told you I don't want to be thouched."

by perfecthourglass July 1, 2009

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004