In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

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thingamajoby

that which you can't find the word for

Where did I put that thingamajoby?

by samuraisalsera February 5, 2010

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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

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things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.

Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.

by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016

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