Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

Greasy duck what the fuck

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

by ComputingCat January 19, 2024

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.

“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.

by jspam April 4, 2019

Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy

Violating any mother fucker who decides to fuck with you. Killing these niggas organelles ; not giving any fucks about what people say

This bitch tried to play me ? Now it's greasy season fuck are you talking about.

by SessyGur January 4, 2015

Greasy Gravy

Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.

Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...

by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021