Testicalalia

The disease of constantly scratching the sac.

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.

by ccurrie July 9, 2011

Testicalish

Your genitalia is ticklish.

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.

by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011

Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old

"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Testicans

Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.

"Hey, Boner! Looks like your Testicans lost again."

by Cypher1 August 5, 2009

Testicular Octortion

When your testicles gets twisted 8 times while still in your sack

"Sorry Mrs.Grendle, your husbands scrodum has suffered a severe case of testicular octortion..youre going to jail!!!"

by Helmet Youngsheiffer March 17, 2010

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

by Wiseco February 19, 2011

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012