Tennessee tuna

a slutty woman from Tennessee

The whole town has had a piece of that Tennessee tuna.

by sloppy joe December 7, 2003

tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

by buckEboi April 27, 2010

rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".

Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*

by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007

Tennonym

Words that when typed in T9 may be written as a word not intended.

Also pronounced "T9onym"

A Tennonym for "Jordan" is "Korean"
A Tennonym for "Caleb" is "Baked"

"Dude, my girlfriend is so bad at texting. Her text's are so full of tennonyms."

by Caleb McIntosh March 27, 2009

Tennessee Tequila

The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.

Hey guys you want to try some real Tennessee Tequila.

by jonhogrod January 13, 2010

tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

by notjayden69 December 9, 2013

Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler

The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls

Not to be confused with jello tubber

Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now

by dat stupid nigga February 5, 2014