Travolta

The act of dropping everything to say 'fuck it', and spontaneously masturbating on the spot when given an unwelcome response or bad bout of news.

"Man, when life hands me lemons, I say fuck the lemonade...I Travolta."

"So, I get that girl home after picking her up at the bar and it seems like I'm going to get some. We get completely naked and just when I reach for the condoms she says, 'I'm not like that.' At that point, I'm halfway there so I just Travolta'd and went to sleep. She left midway through..."

by HalfGingeHalfAmazing October 20, 2012

Tradelands

A naval ship combat game on roblox by "Nahr" developer of Tradelands

Player 1: "Want to play Tradelands with me?"
Player 2: "What is Tradelands??"
Player 1: "It's a game on roblox made by Nahr"

by AbubBodypillow July 31, 2020

Travert

a magical vagina; a vagina that can put out even the strongest of penis fires

Dude, she set yo' penis on fire and put it out with her travert!

by asdfasdfasdfaf July 26, 2011

Traveling Salesman

Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.

Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.

by DJ Beat Nutz April 25, 2009

Travolting

A terrible performance by an actor or actress.

John Travolta's "acting" in Battlefield Earth was absolutely "travolting".

Tom Cruise is the most "travolting" actor of all time.

by funnierthanyou626 October 27, 2010

Travelator

On the American Gladiators' event, the Eliminator, the portion where the contenders grab a rope and attempt to pull themselves up about 10 yards on an inclined treadmill.

"The travelator has become known as The Great Equalizer here on American Gladiators" - Announcer on 2nd Episode

by cody123 January 16, 2008

trapel

What a man calls the place where he goes to get married 'till death do him part.'

Well guys, say goodbye to my life cuz I'm headed to the trapel!

by bushidodan August 12, 2009