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Toolist

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"
by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006
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toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.
He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!
by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005
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tool

(n.) a person who lacks any real quality of life, because they reduce themselves to arbitrary and meaningless activity which wastes their existence and entirely eliminates who they are as an individual
1) "All you ever do is talk about getting wasted, yet you sit in your house every weekend and watch MTV. Tool."
2) "Nice job studying for the SATs when there was a party going on three houses down. Tool."
3) "You're a tool man."
by timothy james May 10, 2008
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tool

Someone who calls everyone a "tool"
"He doesn't know any other insults; what a tool."
by corvusnidus February 25, 2013
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Tool Bag

A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.
Look at that tool bag, sweet paint on abs bro!
by garycolemanisag July 4, 2011
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toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.
I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.
by Jimmy February 4, 2003
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Tool

A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".
Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is.

Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!
by Dirty Madmen Mike April 15, 2011
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