Shallow the Wetdog

Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.

"Yoo Shallow the Wetdog is awesome!"

by Can Opener 86 October 4, 2021

Shallow

Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).

The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.

by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021

shallow

Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).

Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Shallow

Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.

Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Spallower

A bitch who be sucking Ninetoes cock, and she attempts to swallow but ends up spitting just a little bit in the process, similar to trying to shotgun a beer and backwashing onto the outside of the bottleneck.

On her application for the casting couch she stated she was a professional with the head game, but once she bottomed out on the shaft, and tried to shotgun the load, we quickly realized she was untrained and that she was a Spallower

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES January 15, 2022

Shallow

Kaylee

Kaylee only goes for looks shes shallow

by Jaymurph April 24, 2022

swollowpillow

- A term used to describe a pillow that has been swollowed and regurgitated. In order to dispose of a swollowpillow, folloew these steps:

1- Get the poptarts out of ur cabinet. theyve been there since 2016. Just get new ones.

2- Find one of the Kardashioans at your local walmart or 711. (either one, its ur choice.😏)

3- After locating the kardshian,walk away and find the person thats cleaning the gas station outside of the store and tell them to come in ur white van.

4- Offer them candy to clean up the mess that is your swollowpillow AND BAM.! ur doen.

"EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a swollowpillow"

by ✨pInk TrIAnGleE✨ May 28, 2022