Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

by memux March 12, 2019

Sludgebro

An adult male, 40 years or older, residing in the Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York, whose sartorial aesthetic suggests an interest in “heavy” music, while his personal presentation and hygiene demonstrate a lack of youth, health, or lucidity that would allow him to take part in more athletic forms of heavy metal (thrash metal or hardcore punk, for instance).

Sludgebros are often observed slowly plodding up Manhattan Avenue in an addled daze, imagining hypothetical scenarios in which they could bed the frontwoman from Kylesa, and reminiscing on the mid-oughts when their musical niche reached peak relevance to residents of adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods. Discerning music fans note that sludgebros are most often seen wearing black metal band t-shirts, though their actual music tastes revolve around what are essentially stoner-blues jam bands (black metal music is generally too fast for sludgebros to be able to follow without getting lost in the rhythmic patterns). Despite their uniform appearance, sludgebros follow no unified moral or political code other than staunch opposition to their parents’ hopes and dreams.

Look at this fucking sludgebro.
A sludgebro at Pencil Factory didn’t like that I was sitting next to him, so he started grilling me from behind his matted, greying locks and murmuring some whiney bullshit.

by Big Friggin’ Al August 15, 2019

Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Studecidal

When a student wishes to be injured in the short term to escape their responsibilities, college, or get that bag.

Student A: I felt so studecidal on the way to college today.

Student B: I feel you dude

by Randomkpopper November 19, 2019

stodgepipe

A womans vagine

M - "How was the beach?"
F - "Great but I got sand in my stodgepipe"
M - "Rough"

by Claim Name April 28, 2020

Student

The workers who are somewhat insane when you write until your hands are cramped and hate speaking with the Assignment . They worship Summer.

Student 1 : Hello my fellow student
Student 2: Hello.

by 6th Grader Teacher September 29, 2020

Sludge hole

A foul odered wet mixture of cum curds, blood, sweat, pubic hair and dirt inside and around the outskirts of a womans vagina. Similar to the appearance of a "blue waffle".

Yo bitch you better put some vinegar up in that nasty ass sludge hole of yours, I've been getting complaints that it smells like dead fish and I'm losing money! Or you can say... Hey baby you going to let me get a taste of that sludge hole tonight or are you going to keep teasing me.?

by mischief1 October 17, 2020