stalkerville

The entire stalking aspect of facebook.

Getting repeated messages from someone who you keep trying to ditch in real life.

Have you been on Stalkerville today?

Yes, the stalker has messaged me again...

by stilllsmokinone June 11, 2012

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

stalker Like

Likes on Facebook and/or other social media that are given by people who "like" you. Stalker Likes may or may not convert to true, offline liking.

"These stalker Likes are so annoying." "Omar stalker-Liked your profile again."

by YourNumberOnePOS December 3, 2013

stalesonality

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014

stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.

Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.

by phoenix437 January 8, 2015

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

Stale-breath

When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.

"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."

by Hairsway December 23, 2015